I can't stand a lot of things, so I figured I'd list them.
Frizzy hair--ugh.
Dirty fingernails--ew.
Stains you can't get out--all the tips in the world can't help.
80's clothing--no.
80's hair-do's--no.
Hairy feet--genetic, I know, but still can't stand it.
Unibrows--ditto.
Big belt buckles--is this voluntary?
People who take pictures of themselves in the mirror and post them on the web-- seriously, why?
Lint--why?!
How To [insert desired skill] for Dummies--we've admitted that we don't know the skill...do you really have to insult us in the process?
The list goes on and on...stay tuned!
Why I DON'T like Mike
18 years ago
2 comments:
Don't forget to add "names of significant others tattooed on unmentionable parts of the body" to your list!
YES, the fact that they have multiple names kills me. I've seen some with whole faces just plastered on their calves; if it was me, I would hate to have anyone tattoo my face on any random part of their body where they happened to have free space!
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