Where Do I Begin...? Part I

I can't stand a lot of things, so I figured I'd list them.

Frizzy hair--ugh.
Dirty fingernails--ew.
Stains you can't get out--all the tips in the world can't help.
80's clothing--no.
80's hair-do's--no.
Hairy feet--genetic, I know, but still can't stand it.
Unibrows--ditto.
Big belt buckles--is this voluntary?
People who take pictures of themselves in the mirror and post them on the web-- seriously, why?
Lint--why?!
How To [insert desired skill] for Dummies--we've admitted that we don't know the skill...do you really have to insult us in the process?

The list goes on and on...stay tuned!

I'm So Hungry I Could Eat At SkyBurger

I'm not quite sure if SkyBurger is a real place. But, I'm pretty sure they could satisfy my hunger right about now. Normally I don't crave burgers, but when you're really hungry, SkyBurger sounds like a quick fix. Thank you, Seinfeld.